(Or it would be, if I lived in Kenya...)
Orange, one of the two biggest celphone service providers there, has this ad running now: “...get yourself the plan which will make your life complete”.
Shoot — I wish I had learned a long time ago that a mobile phone plan was all it would take to make my life complete. I may not have gone to college, had I known that. Or I could have skipped any number of other expensive and time-consuming things I’ve done.
(Special thanks to Josh, who sent me the ad.)
Oh yeah, mobile phone services often fall short of completing my life.. I have been waiting for a complete life.... This just may be the ticket to fame and fortune....