Not Swiss

NOT-swissFaith­ful read­ers will know that I enjoy look­ing at the Sun­day news­pa­per coupon sup­ple­ments for a few moments of amuse­ment each week.

Swiss iced tea? No. At least not in gal­lon con­tain­ers. Even then, no. Iced tea is a dis­tinc­tively Amer­i­can thing. Gal­lon clear plas­tic jugs of a cold bev­er­age are not very Swiss.

Diet Swiss iced tea? Even fur­ther removed from reality.

Finally, I went to the where to buy sec­tion of their site, typed in “Switzer­land” — and you guessed it — “No results found.”

Comments

  1. Julie says:

    Because I love a good mys­tery ...
    Found on the Swiss Pre­mium Tea website:

    Swiss Tea orig­i­nated in the heart of tea coun­try – Penn­syl­va­nia. The friendly folks at Wengerts’ Dairy loved iced tea. They knew that peo­ple in their com­mu­nity were thirsty for some­thing that was also nat­u­rally good, and Swiss Tea was born.

    So, yeah, def­i­nitely still gim­icky, but maybe the Wengerts are Swiss! (It’s a Ger­man name for Vine­yard or Wine Gar­den. I have Vine­yards in my fam­ily tree.)

    • Paul says:

      Thanks for your research, Julie!

      Swiss founders — but I still go back to my point — iced tea is prob­a­bly not a Swiss thing.

  2. Tim G. says:

    Nat­ural”?

    I bet the Wengerts are Swiss Brethren. Not too dis­tant cousins to Amish and Mennonites.

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