Cars: Choose Your Loss

2 station wagonsWhen you buy a car, you have a choice to make: fun or prac­ti­cal. Fun = expen­sive. Prac­ti­cal = sav­ing money in the long or short run.

Case in point: these two wag­ons were for sale locally, for rel­a­tively low prices. When com­pared to the orig­i­nal prices, the BMW was an incred­i­ble steal. How­ever, the BMW will end up cost­ing way more than the Ford, in prac­ti­cally every way you can imag­ine. (Trust me on this; I had an old BMW for a few years.)

But every sin­gle minute behind the wheel of the 528 (when it is run­ning OK, that is) will be way more enjoy­able than every minute behind the wheel of the Escort.

You must pick your poison.

(And I dream of poi­son. When I saw that BMW, I thought a lit­tle too long on how fun it would be to have it. Alas, we will con­tinue to drive one of the most bor­ing — and prac­ti­cal — cars on the planet, the Toy­ota Corolla.)

The rental car experience

Rental car gaugesOur mini­van was in the shop for a few weeks. Some­one (ahem, not me) did some dam­age to the body that took a while to repair. We have fan­tas­tic car insur­ance, so our insur­ance com­pany paid for a rental car for the whole time.

The rental car was a Dodge Avenger — a “mid-sized” Amer­i­can sedan — pretty generic. The qual­ity was not bad. There were a few details that didn’t quite mea­sure up. One was the ensem­ble of gauges. (If you click on the image, you can see more detail.) Sit­ting straight-ahead, the left edge of the tachome­ter was not vis­i­ble. And the type­face for the speedome­ter was a really poor choice.

A very fun aspect to the rental car expe­ri­ence was the sur­prise that awaited me when I loaded up a CD... there was already a CD in the player. So I pushed it back in. Cheezy, syrupy Chi­nese pop music filled the car.

Chinese music CDJust before return­ing the car, I faced a dilemma. I had for­got­ten to take a photo of the CD to share with you. So would I leave the CD in there as a sur­prise for the next renter who would try to lis­ten to a CD? Or should I bring it home so I could take a photo? Alas, pass­ing on the bless­ing to the next renter went by the way­side. So I’m pass­ing on the bless­ing to you (minus the audio portion).

Fun vs. Practical

Letter to Automobile magazineThis let­ter appears in the Decem­ber 2011 issue of Auto­mo­bile Magazine.

I love writ­ing let­ters to the edi­tor. This is my 15th or 16th let­ter to get pub­lished in a national or inter­na­tional mag­a­zine. I get a buzz out of see­ing my name in print. Ego­tis­ti­cal? Maybe. (For­give me for that, if it’s true.)

Roughly the same amount of time it would take for you to com­ment on a blog post — and have 21 peo­ple see it — can yield a few more views, if your thoughts are pub­lished in a mag­a­zine. Print may be dying, but there is still a good num­ber of peo­ple who read printed mag­a­zines. Obvi­ously, I’m one.

If you’d like to read more of the dead Volvo story, it’s in my pre­vi­ous blog.

And here’s Ezra’s col­umn. The Decem­ber Auto­mo­bile Let­ters to the Edi­tor sec­tion had more let­ters about that col­umn than I’ve ever seen focus­ing on any arti­cle or col­umn before.

One step forward, two back

Mobile charging stationI doubt if you read Autoweek mag­a­zine. That’s why I’m shar­ing this story from the Octo­ber 31, 2011 issue.

AAA now has trucks devoted to charg­ing stranded elec­tric cars in six dif­fer­ent US cities. At the moment, that would only be two vehi­cles — the Nis­san Leaf and the Mis­tubishi i. And there are maybe 25 actual cars float­ing around the US. So it’s a near-future-oriented program.

Any­how, I was amused at the thought of a rel­a­tively low fuel econ­omy truck being dri­ven across town to charge up an “ultra-green” car. It kind of defeats the purpose.

Another strange thing is that the trucks charge up the cars to travel another 3–15 miles ... to “reach a charg­ing sta­tion.” Good luck find­ing a charg­ing sta­tion. You might know that most fully-electric cars take about 24 hours to charge from a reg­u­lar house­hold cir­cuit. (A devoted 240– or 480-volt out­let drops the full charge time down to 3–6 hours.)

My con­struc­tive sug­ges­tion? Use a much cheaper tow truck and tow the car to the owner’s home. Or an office or store that has an elec­tric exten­sion cord.

Elec­tric cars aren’t ready for prime time. Yet.

Chevrolet Sonic Review

Opel CorsaThe Opel Corsa is the Euro­pean ver­sion of the USA’s Chevro­let Sonic.

The Corsa (shown) is a great lit­tle car. Our fam­ily of five did a day trip of 160 kilo­me­ters (100 miles) across Bel­gium and Hol­land with­out any prob­lem, in spite of the rel­a­tively small size. The feel­ing of qual­ity was evi­dent in all the con­trols, how solidly the doors shut and in my gen­eral per­cep­tion of the com­po­nents being substantial.

The Corsa/Sonic han­dles well. It was quite com­pa­ra­ble to the Ford Fiesta I drove a few days before dri­ving the Corsa.

Sadly, the Sonic has an ugly front end, but it’s still a good car — far bet­ter than the Aveo, which it replaces in the Chevro­let line-up. The Aveo was based on a rel­a­tively cheap qual­ity Suzuki.

A huge dif­fer­ence between the car you can buy in Europe and the USA model is more than cos­metic — the Euro­pean mod­els can be bought with diesel engines. In the 1.3 liter model we rented, I recorded about 43 miles per gal­lon. Accord­ing to Opel’s web­site,* the gas (petrol) model gets about 23% less fuel econ­omy. (And the Sonic will get even less fuel econ­omy than the Euro­pean gas model.)

I found the power from the small tur­bod­iesel to be more than ade­quate. We’re not talk­ing sports car ter­ri­tory, but it had more power than our Toy­ota Corolla, which has an engine that is almost 1.5 times big­ger than the Corsa’s.

I’m just sad that Amer­i­can cars don’t get such great small engines — when they are already being made and sold in the rest of the world.

And finally, here is a great arti­cle on why Amer­ica just doesn’t get diesel cars, from Auto­mo­bile Mag­a­zine. (It’s a PDF. And copy­right par­dons, please. And for­give the poor qual­ity of the scan; I spilled water on the page.)

* Note that this link is to the Vaux­hall Corsa, England’s ver­sion of the Opel Corsa.

Tesla in Colorado

Tesla makes very fast elec­tric cars. Very fast expen­sive elec­tric cars.

Boul­der has had a show­room for a while, but Den­ver recently got one — in a mall! (Funny enough, the Boul­der store is now miss­ing from their deal­er­ship list­ings page.)

The store is small. Just two cars are on the floor. But at $140,000 each, I’m not surprised.

The Road­ster is the only model cur­rently avail­able. It’s basi­cally a Lotus Elise at more than dou­ble the price. That’s a lot of sav­ing the whales you can do for the difference.

A really really bad car

Nis­san recently came out with a two-door con­vert­ible SUV — the Murano Cross­Cabri­o­let. It gets bad fuel econ­omy, car­ries lit­tle, per­forms poorly, looks ugly, is hard to see out of and doesn’t do off-road very well. And it looks ugly.

A reflec­tion of how hard this vehi­cle is to cat­e­go­rize is that Car & Dri­ver mag­a­zine and Auto­mo­bile mag­a­zine both gave it really unusual reviews. One was an epic poem — “The Odd­ity”. The other was a Q & A, in which the review­ers asked, “Does it do this well?” for 4 dif­fer­ent cat­e­gories, and the answer in every case was: “No.”

(My apolo­gies if you just bought one. And also, please know that I have noth­ing against the reg­u­lar Murano.)

The photo came from Car & Dri­ver magazine.

A sad passing

Smart Car Den­ver is closed.

They tried. Amer­ica just wasn’t ready for a car that was much smaller than a Toy­ota Prius but did not get as much fuel economy.

I was sad. It’s a fun car. I would never buy one, but the idea that some­one could was a good thing.

Once Custom

My friend Johanna reminded me that things tar­nish with time. Even beau­ti­ful Cadillacs.

So as I rode my bicy­cle past this 40 year old pickup, I remem­bered that the orig­i­nal owner loved it the day he drove it off the Chevro­let dealer’s park­ing lot. He had a great time tak­ing his wife or best friend for a ride. He waxed the red paint with great care a few months later. He spent more at the car wash each month than his friends spent on their kids’ birthdays.

And now it’s sit­ting in a park­ing lot, hav­ing not been dri­ven for at least 15 years. Sad.

Big brother?

Audi’s new A6 uses GPS and Google Maps to antic­i­pate hills — so it knows when to upshift or down­shift the trans­mis­sion at just the right sec­ond. (Mil­lisec­ond.) This increases per­for­mance and efficiency.

So the inter­net is even creep­ing into your future car’s transmission!

I do not say this in an alarmist man­ner. Rather, I see it as an excit­ing thing. This is tech­nol­ogy being used well.

I think it’s even cooler when tech­nol­ogy like that is used to bring clean water to peo­ple who might oth­er­wise die. A friend of a friend, Erik Hers­man, is doing stuff like that for Africa.

(By the way, I do have a big brother, in real life. He’s great. And by the way, this ver­sion of the A6 will hit US show­rooms late in the sum­mer of 2011. Stand in line now... just kidding.)