Slower than Anything

road construction This is a guest post by my brother, Bill Merrill. Thanks Bill!

For most of my life, when I wanted to say how slow something was, I’d use one of the standard phrase “slower than molasses in January.” In recent years, I’ve switched over to “slower than highway construction.” According to our friend the internet, the US federal government currently spends about $40 billion on our roadways each year, an amount that has steadily increased throughout the years, even in current-year dollars. In my own experience, it hardly seems I can drive anywhere in any big city without encountering one construction project or other. (By the way, this was NOT the case in my vacation a couple of months ago in the Benelux countries of Europe.)

It’s not just that progress is so soooo slow on these projects – the average length of a project here seems to be about seven years – but also that there are many times when I drive by the construction site and nothing is happening at all. There is a turn-around on a freeway overpass near my credit union branch that’s been underway for about a year now, and I wonder why it’s not finished yet. Most times lately when I pass the turn-around, construction equipment sits idle, no sign of life anywhere. This can be frustrating, but I try to be mature about things like this, and not let my frustration turn into unproductive, useless anger.

I’m not in the highway construction business, but I had enough indirect contact with it earlier in my professional life that I suspect this kind of situation is a result of scheduling issues, or maybe budgetary considerations. The particular turn-around in question is part of a much larger highway project, so maybe the turn-around is on hold until some connecting piece of the project is finished. And it is certainly not the workers’ fault, so it would be totally unfair to be hostile toward them in any way.

(By the way, turn-arounds are really wonderful things, allowing vehicles going from an access road to its opposite-direction counterpart to avoid waiting through traffic lights! They don’t exist everywhere, but they should!)

Editor’s notes: 1) Colorado does not have those turn-arounds, and we wish they did! 2) Bill took the photo at the road construction site mentioned in this post.


3 Replies to “Slower than Anything”

  1. In Dallas and a few other choice places, contractors are restricted from blocking traffic lanes during rush hour. They work through the night and sometimes during nonpeak daytime hours. This is a huge improvement over the old days when I had to crawl to work because of highway work. In Dallas, contractors face stiff fines if work is not done by deadline. This has created incentive for work to move faster.

    Tampa is doing a major upgrade of I-275 through downtown that was underway when I moved here in 2012 and is scheduled to finish next year. I see work going on most days, off to the side. They have created temporary lanes while they build the real roadway. When I first arrived, both 275 and the Crosstown Expressway were being worked on, which meant horribly slow traffic in the afternoon no matter which route you chose. Now both flow well. I like the concept of setting up a full-size temporary roadway to minimize the impact of construction.

    When I visited Chicago for my dad’s funeral, I drove somewhere at 8 a.m. and drove past a guy who was slowly and methodically blocking a lane of traffic

    1. with traffic cones. I suspect that since Illinois is a union-dominated state, the government would not be able to implement the kinds of regulations that they have in Dallas.

      1. Thanks for your thoughts, Tim – interesting to hear the differences between Dallas & Chicago. I’d suspect Florida is closer to Chicago than to Dallas in that regard.

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