I was sitting at outdoor church last Sunday morning, and I noticed a family sitting in front of me.
Every one of their chairs had two-part tags hanging off.
I looked closely, and this is what I saw:
- Warning: Do not use this chair as a hat. Serious damage to your brain may result.
- Gluten-free
- Dairy-free
- Soy-free
- Nut-free
- Zero calories
- Warning: Contains inedible materials. Consumption may cause cancer or heart disease.
- Not tested on animals
- Not intended for use while water skiing
- Failure to comply with warnings and disclaimers may result in death.
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Boy, I really hope that was a joke label!
Yup – a joke!