I’m thankful for this guest post by Johanna Fenton.
“Few things make you feel as helpless as trying to find your glasses, because the very thing you need is the thing you seek.” -James Lileks
I’m a sucker for deep, philosophical statements packaged in the ordinary. And this one helps me dive into a memory that presented itself to me this evening, out of the blue. As I was brushing my teeth, I was remembering the time I slept inside a sleeping bag near the base of a mountain in Oregon. (Sort of out of the blue, yet now I remember my sister wondered aloud the other day what it would be like to see a mountain. There are few–oops, none–in Minnesota.)
It was the first time I had ever woken to view a mountain before me in the bright light of morning. When I opened my eyes and turned my head, it was … glorious and majestic … no, fuzzy.
Imagine if you will: every morning you wake, you fumble for your glasses, and in the mere seconds before you put them on–or contacts in your case – you’re only really looking maybe 10 feet tops in the farthest direction. But a mountain, I mean, come on! There are miles involved! Plus the glare of the morning sun hit every obsidious boulder (made that word up), producing more brain scatter.
Anyway. It’s just a strange experience to recount. On second thought, maybe I didn’t make the word up:
Obsidious, it turns out, isn’t in the free Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary, where you just searched.
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